I restart the war!

*status update to main instigator*

*throws massive amounts of skittles at innocent bystanders*



And thanks so much for the birthday wish, xah!

uh-oh. world war no. 3 (or world food war no.1?) coming!!

*xah inches her way closer, protected by a mentos shield and a loooong sharpened kit-kat stick/spear*

(I'm surprised you saw it, actually. )

Lol, I was so sad that the website was so quiet but I checked and I was super excited to see that everyone was alive.   though not for long


*summons the termites

Yeah, to be honest, I checked in the early months, but then got way too embarrassed after a while and almost stopped using the internet altogether. I only got back on after the fb notifications from the CKM page started to really, really annoy/embarrass me, so then I finally owned up to my shame... ...pitiful days...

Haha, such an evil person is in my forum....

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*xah pokes a termite with the spear hesitantly*

*termite opens mouth wide and then!*

I've also been extremely bad in keeping contact with people.  I bet if I made a reappearance on the other websites, no one would know who I was. 

*spear gets nibbled on/eaten*

Aww....I liked that spear.

*xah flees*


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At least we know you. :)

*cheesecake landmines with chocolate shrapnel are buried at strategic locations*

Classes are killing me... when I don't have class or work, all I want to do is sleep...............

*summons rampant teddy bear grahams

Attack xah!

-Wait! What are you doing?!
No! Stop building her a fort. I won't be able to dig through that in a month!

Ack!

*boom
Now, which of you purposely stepped on that cheesecake bomb?

*starts building a hawaiian snow man

*xah successfully deduces where the landmines are from the exploded ones by briecheeze's teddy bears and termites*

fufufu...you can't catch me~~~I'm the gingerbread man!!

*runs off laughing*

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Then sleep more!! Sleep is an awesome thing to do anyway!!

(....now I shall go back to studying...for now... )

Hm...all you have to do is tangle up the legs in red vines!

Lay down more traps, flame!

which side shall I join?

Definitely mine! 


Or be a third party:suspect:

I guess I'll be the third party then~~~

Hmm...what shall I do first...

Give myself a name?

*Builds a gobstopper fortress and tries to think of name.

Noooo, not a gobstopper fortress!

*immediately lobs cherry cola at the fortress

Someone start building an underground tunnel!

*bursts out of the fortress

I declare the start of a new party ~~~ THE FOOLS!!!!

*starts dancing around the room, attempting to drink the sweet, brown rain~~

*stares at the rain with suspicion

Is it coffee or chocolate?

*holds up an ice cream cone over the head

I'm assuming the cone will go soggy in (super-sweetened) coffee?

Hmm... briecheeze gave me cookies and aoikun gave me brownies...
I shall take xah's side to fight agaist both of you!

*builds brownie overhang to shield from the coffee rain and pulls out cookie machine gun (that shoots chocolate chips)  

Mwahaha!

ohhh what....what...!?!?

How dare you use my bribe against me!!

Although I'm a Fool, don't insult me like this.

*ignores briecheeze and pelts cookie dough balls at JappyChi.

Heh, these balls are bigger and heavier, so they'll crush your chocolate chips!!!!

(Btw, I added the "hero"/xah's side userbar to your profile under achievements. :D)

... to insult someone...

*snaps out of depression and dodges as the brownie overhang becomes comepletely soaked by the coffee rain and collapses on top of the cookie machine gun.

Fine then! I'll take you on!

*Cuts down candy cane tree and sharpens the end to pierce the cookie dough and make a cookie dough shish kabob

My cute, fluffy cookie dough balls!! Hmph, I shall avenge for you guys!!!

*Throws boiling chocolate syrup at the candy cane tree thingy

I hope it melts!!

*Launches the Fool's secret weapon -- Take my toffee mace!!

I've still got my top secret, top top secret, super secret and extremely secret weapons. Not to mention a supremely secret weapon in making!! So back out before it's too late!!

*drops the cookie dough shish kebab thingy and jumps away as the boiling chocolate syrup splashes onto it.

You think you're the only one who has a secret weapon, top secret, top top secret, super secret, extremely secret weapon, and a supremely secret weapon? Well I have some too!

*runs off into some random doughnut maze, escaping the toffee mace (and trying to get some time to think of the weapons. )

You'll never find me in this maze! You'll be going in circles until I ambush you!

Experience is everything!!

See how you fare against my flying liquorice rug!!

*collects toffee mace and spots Jappy from above

Hmm....so that's where you are. Better figure out the enemy's weapons before attacking...

*slips and falls off liquorice rug while thinking.
*the rug stays high up in the air

Come down stupid rug!!
Uh-oh...I forgot to bring my other weapons...better run!!

I forgot! I didnt use my gummy worm string to track my way out of the maze!

*suddenly something slams in from behind    looks up to see aoikun running past.

Oi! Wait right there!

*runs after aoikun (of course, forgetting the plans for the secret weapons... )

you're lost!!

Oops so am I!! Oh well, at least I trampled all over ya!!

Now...what shall I do...I'm lost and confused and I don't know what to do....

Let's continue running out for now...

*Dead end*